Post by maxwellrhodes1 on Oct 24, 2008 19:38:05 GMT -5
> > SENIOR HALLOWEEN...
> > You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
> > 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
> > 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
> > 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
> > 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
> > you lose your balance and fall over.
> > 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
> > And you're not wearing a mask.
> > 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
> > And can't remember the rest.
> > 4. By the end of the night,
> > you have a bag full of restraining orders.
> > 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
> > hairpiece.
> > 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
> > neighborhood with a walker.
> > And the number one reason Seniors should not go
> > Trick Or Treating...
> > 1. You keep having to go home to pee.
> > No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
> > You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
> > 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
> > 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
> > 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
> > 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
> > you lose your balance and fall over.
> > 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
> > And you're not wearing a mask.
> > 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
> > And can't remember the rest.
> > 4. By the end of the night,
> > you have a bag full of restraining orders.
> > 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
> > hairpiece.
> > 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
> > neighborhood with a walker.
> > And the number one reason Seniors should not go
> > Trick Or Treating...
> > 1. You keep having to go home to pee.
> > No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.